Forget 100 men vs. a gorilla. That’s too easy.
In New Jersey, there are many different types of animals that can be dangerous. And chances are when you run into these, you won’t have 99 helpers with you.
WorldAtlas put together a list of the 11 deadliest animals in New Jersey. And while you’ve almost certainly encountered many of these, there are others you’d probably like to avoid at all costs.
Here’s its list and our take on the animals:
Coyote
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WorldAtlas says: “It is incredibly rare to encounter an aggressive coyote in New Jersey, but it’s not improbable. However, if you encounter one that shows aggression signs like growling, lunging, or snarling, you should call animal control or the police immediately to avoid unnecessary conflict and get to safety.”
Our take: Unless he has a giant slingshot, a massive magnet or an Acme bag, we’re not afraid of coyotes.
Eastern Yellowjacket Wasps
WorldAtlas says: “Yellowjacket wasps can be found anywhere humans are in New Jersey, nesting in attics, wall voids, and the ground outside. These wasps are known to be more aggressive than other bee types and will often ram into people or buzz close by when marking their territory or looking for a meal.”
Our take: When I think danger, I think death. These jerks can hurt you, and they are aggressive, but dangerous? I can’t go that far.
Feral Pigs or Wild Hogs
A large boar stops, cautiously sniffing the air.
WorldAtlas says: “Due to their lack of fear and aggressive nature, feral hogs can often be dangerous. They are a danger to pets, livestock, and humans due to their potential to spread disease, and it is highly advised that you avoid approaching these unpredictable animals if you see them during an NJ visit.”
Our take: Sold. I’m scared. I don’t care if it’s the animal or the movie, keep it away!
American Black Bear
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WorldAtlas says: “While generally non-aggressive, they postulate to intimidate other animals and people when feeling threatened or establishing dominance. While black bear predatory attacks are incredibly rare, they do occur, as one such fatal case was documented in September 2014 in West Milford, Passaic County, NJ.”
Our take: I wouldn’t want to encounter one, but I wouldn’t cry like AJ Soprano did. Bears typically leave people alone and I’ll give them the same respect.
White-tailed Deer
WorldAtlas says: “Found in numerous habitats in New Jersey, white-tailed deer are a common sight to NJ residents. These large animals frequently reside near populated suburban areas due to abundant food sources. In New Jersey, white-tailed deer are considered a ‘potentially dangerous species’ due to their ability to inflict severe bodily harm on humans with their hooves and antlers.”
Our take: It’s deer. They’re our friends. No fear of the deer!
Striped Skunk
WorldAtlas says: “Although the spray isn’t generally dangerous, it is most unpleasant. The oily liquid can reach up to 20 feet and could cause temporary blindness, intense pain, and nausea. Additionally, skunks often carry the rabies virus, so receiving a bite from one will require an immediate visit to the doctor.”
Our take: Skunks are actually very friendly animals and won’t become aggressive, typically, unless you start something. So don’t be a jerk and you’ll be fine.
Timber Rattlesnake
WorldAtlas says: “There have been no reported instances of bites other than by those handling the snakes (which is not recommended unless you’re a trained snake handler). However, that doesn’t mean these snakes aren’t dangerous. If threatened, they will defend themselves, so always keep a safe distance.”
Our take: I stay as far away from these things as possible. Like miles. Let’s hope that’s a safe distance.
Raccoons
WorldAtlas says: “Although generally non-aggressive, raccoons in NJ can be aggressive and bite people if they are infected with rabies or feel threatened. Raccoons that carry the rabies virus can either show symptoms or be symptom-free, so receiving a bite from one will mean you might have to visit the emergency room.”
Our take: Use your head. If you treat raccoons the way they should be treated (don’t touch them!) you’ll be fine. Raccoons get a bad rap, but they’re good guys.
River Otter
WorldAtlas says: “Despite their playful nature and sweet appearance, river otters are dangerous and can be aggressive when confronted. If threatened, these animals can use their sharp claws and heavy, muscular bodies to overpower small children and pets. Additionally, river otters can transmit rabies to pets and humans, and if scratched or bitten, immediate medical attention should be received.”
Our take: Don’t confront them! Why would anyone confront a river otter? Let them hold hands in peace.
Northern Copperhead
Copperhead Snake
WorldAtlas says: “Copperhead snakes are generally quite secretive and shy, preferring to remain instead concealed within rough woody debris, rock, vegetation, or leaf foliage rather than being seen out in the open. However, as is the case with any animal, these snakes can be aggressive if threatened or cornered, especially during the mating season, and as one of New Jersey’s two only venomous snakes, caution is always advised, and a safe distance is recommended if confronted with one.”
Our take: In most of these, I think WorldAtlas is being too scared. This one, not scared enough. I want nothing to do with these guys. I don’t care how shy they are. I’ll meet the outgoing one who will want to talk while eating me. And that’s rude.
Bobcats
WorldAtlas says: “These animals are dangerous and shouldn’t be approached, especially if they are rabid. Rabid bobcats may become more aggressive and approach humans, causing severe injuries.”
Our take: Bobcats are cute from a distance. But cats are jerks, so I assume Bobcats are too. We’ll avoid them.
This article originally appeared on Asbury Park Press: What are New Jersey’s most dangerous animals?